Somisawhel    

Somisawhel was recently fired from the United Kingdom Ballet Theater for rabble-rousing and too many fistfights with domineering men. This prima ballerina recently settled down into a new "themed entertainment" career, which she vehemently claims does not involve a pole. 

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She is frequently found speed-boating in Hawaii with illegal cats, or sometimes spending an afternoon cross-dressing and considering cutting her own hair.

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Most recently, she's been counseling pro bono to keep chicks from boning their bosses or calling strangers for help rather than waiting for AAA.

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