Somisawhel    

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Somisawhel was recently fired from the United Kingdom Ballet Theater for rabble-rousing and too many fistfights with domineering men. This prima ballerina recently settled down into a new "themed entertainment" career, which she vehemently claims does not involve a pole. 

She is frequently found speed-boating in Hawaii with illegal cats, or sometimes spending an afternoon cross-dressing and considering cutting her own hair.

Most recently, she's been counseling pro bono to keep chicks from boning their bosses or calling strangers for help rather than waiting for AAA.

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