Phoebe, owner of the Bratva Club, known in seedier circles as 500K Vajay, has squandered her riches on plants, ski trips and matchie-matchie designer duds for her and her pug. 

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To make ends meet, she can be found occasionally as a guest barista at your local Starbucks, offering free vaginal care advice with every cup of "medium" coffee ordered. 

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Ask for it on the secret menu, but don't call it The Guffaw. Phoebe prefers, "Broken Picker" 

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In other news, she is a consultant and developer for self-cleaning sex toys that won't mess with your natural flora.