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Phoebe, owner of the Bratva Club, known in seedier circles as 500K Vajay, has squandered her riches on plants, ski trips and matchie-matchie designer duds for her and her pug. 

To make ends meet, she can be found occasionally as a guest barista at your local Starbucks, offering free vaginal care advice with every cup of "medium" coffee ordered. 

Ask for it on the secret menu, but don't call it The Guffaw. Phoebe prefers, "Broken Picker" 

In other news, she is a consultant and developer for self-cleaning sex toys that won't mess with your natural flora.


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