Celina is a retired lottery winner who spent all her money on an animal rescue island. Secretly a member of the "Savior of the Universe" club, She spends most of her time checking in with friends and making sure everyone's doing OKAY...
Or maybe just deciding if she needs to shank a bitch...and on the run from that one boudoir shot that one time.
Wait, no...definitely just checking on people she loves. No shanking. Unless the ho deserves it.
She's somewhere out there on the road in an RV hunting down her pen pal and trying to figure out how to recharge her furbies, whose batteries have all mysteriously died.